"[...] he actually got hitched with another piece of enchanted magical clothing. So he and the Scarf of Sexual Preference aren't going to be back until next year."The Sorting Hat & The Scarf of Sexual Preference, from "A Very Potter Musical", Act 1, part 3.
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Sorting Hat (C) J. K. Rowling.
Scarf of Sexual Preference (C) The dudes from AVPM.
"Bicurious."
"Waiting til marriage."
LOL, love this